Saw Avatar

Seeing Avatar was like running a marathon. Here's how:

• I'm glad I did it, but I can't say I enjoyed most of it.
• I watched a lot of slender people running around gracefully without tripping.
• People look crappy and exhausted at the end.
• There was a bit of buyer's remorse when I bought the tickets.
• There were more guys around us than gals.
• Make sure you pee before you start.
• My butt got really sore by the end. Afterwards, walking was weird but liberating.
• After you've done it, you want to talk to people about it.
• Even though the experience was thrilling, I'm not sure if I'll want to do it again.